Rules of Engagement


  • Please do not arrive early.
  • Place donation in plain sight upon arrival.
  • Impeccable hygiene will ensure a more enjoyable experience.
  • Greetings and farewells are reserved for inside my private chambers; please enter and depart the halls quietly.
  • I truly appreciate the courtesy of a call or text for cancellations.


  • Cozy, ambient incall with convenient parking, 5 min north of downtown.
  • Text scheduling is reserved for returning clients.
  • Text scheduling is reserved for returning clients.
  • I'll provide a nearby landmark from which to call for your first visit.
  • Days & times are flexible with limited availabity after 9pm.
  • My shower has regular and unscented amenities for your use.


  • Your pleasure is my priority, I invite clear communication.
  • Respectful touch is allowed but not guaranteed nor to be expected.
  • For a more mutually interactive experience I suggest looking elsewhere.
  • ED is outside my area of expertise.
  • Observe the golden rule- YMMV


Note: I reserve the right to end session if my decorum requests are ignored and will not reimburse for time lost.

What's listed on my services page is the extent of what I offer. See FAQ page for further clarification on what I do and don't provide.